I've got Meme
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch Dressing. It was "created" here in the Hidden Valley area of Santa Barbara!
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Don't really do fast food. However, I have been known to go into Chipotle.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Local? Hmmmm.....Wine Cask (for "Free Wine Fridays" lunch) or Louie's. The City? Farallon (can you say "Emily Luchetti deserts?".
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Non gingivitis?
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Oh, silly. You put wallpaper on the walls. What is this...a trick question?
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Q. What’s your best feature?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. All 3 wisdom teeth at once. Had to eat jello for a week.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Humour (that is one of the options, isn't it?)
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Many moons ago.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My milk crate full of cookbooks.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yeah. I fell off a horse.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Ah...no. I saw that episode of X-Files.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes. There are several forms of love and they are "for real", most just not "forever"
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue. People say I look good in red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes...but you don't want to know what it was.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Depends on which street and which public.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Can I pick the recipient?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No. But I would gladly show the person offering me the money a certain "middle" finger.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Ah...no. Who thought up these questions?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. That I could do. (YouTube clips don't count, do they?)
Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Never had MySpace to begin with...so...YEAH, baby.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. My hand.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both. AND tile! :-)
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Depends on who is in there with me.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I do. I live in Santa Barbara...land of $1.2Mil median priced houses. LOTS of us have roomies.
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. 1...but I'm oogling some cool ones over at L.L. Bean.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. One pulled me over to tell me that my tire was underinflated.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. I don't want to grow up...I'm a Toys 'R Us kid....
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. The bus driver who told me his jazz show moved to Friday nights at 8:00.
Q: Last person you called?
A. The front desk at work to tell them I'm leaving.
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Send George a Meme.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Pan's Labyrinth.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Generally yeah. Why the hell does someone want to know? Let me at'm.
FINI! Geez. Who can I curse now....hmmm....speaking of CURSE....that means only one dude. CARNACKI! and fellow Santa Barbarian, Ellen, who I adore, over at The Broad View, needs some encouragement to do some more blogging, so I'll meme her, too!
*UPDATE* Carnacki has completed his meme. And, may I add, he's not afraid to shed some blood.