The Oracle of Starbucks
The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order -- including size -- and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders to find out what they're really like.
Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate
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The Oracle speaks for mocha frappucino drinkers:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink mocha frappucino are strippers.
Very wise. My second drink choice was Tazo Chai Creme, and I am a stripper.
Posted by Anonymous | Mon Jun 27, 01:29:00 PM
Oh my gosh-a-rooney, It was so accurate it was scary.
Personality type: Lame
" People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" "
Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home
I am ashamed and will try to be more interesting from this point on. Mochachino it is!
Posted by foodteacher | Tue Jun 28, 11:34:00 PM