The suspect was light, buttery and flakey
Our country has gone insane.
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The suspicious brown bag was found in a downtown building late Tuesday morning. Guards weren't comfortable opening the bag, but ran a metal detector over the package.If someone wants a great croissant that would be devoured so fast it would never be left languishing in a brown bag, head on down to my favorite patisserie, Renaud's.The device went off.
Dozens of people were evacuated. A street corner was shut down. The bomb squad was called.
More than two hours later, police discovered what the bag contained: a croissant. - Tampabay.com
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